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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Sweet Gift from Above

If I could only have one condiment for the rest of my life, I would without a doubt choose ranch dressing. Ranch is the All American condiment, it is an undeniably wonderful flavor that can universally be put on any food. Outside of a fantastic homemade recipe, the best ranch from a bottle is by far Hidden Valley. Don't even bother messing with the other bottles out there, they won't compare to the deliciousness that Hidden Valley has.

If I took a poll of waitresses, I guarantee they would say the number one thing requested after the food is delivered is "a side of ranch". Once we see our meal, it is natural instinct to want to dip that perfect meal in a side of ranch. We all know even though the meal looks good enough, ranch will make it better.

I challenge your thinking, here are things I love to put ranch on:

- Wings
- French Fries
- Salad
- Sandwiches/Wraps
- Veggies
- Pizza
- Chicken nuggets
- Mozzarella sticks
- Fried Pickles
- Egg Rolls
- Buffalo Wing flavored pretzels
- In tuna salad instead of mayo
- Replacement for pizza sauce
- Hot Dogs
- Tater Tots
- Hamburgers
- Pizza Rolls
- Bagel Bites
- Mixed in any spicy soup
- Tacos
- Rice
- Homemade sytle potato chips
- Bacon
- Bacon Cheese Fries
- Chili Cheese Fries

Kerry's List:
- Pokey Sticks
- Bloomin Onion
- Anything with cheese and bacon
- Anything from Taco Bell

I believe ranch dressing is universally good on any food, I am going to try ranch dressing everything I eat from now on. If Chinese food is for dinner, ranch is on the side.

1 comment:

  1. I love that I get my own list, a true fat ass!

    But I'm not sure if ranch is even my fave condiment. I also seriously love ketchup and honey mustard.

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